CESC'S MULLET
TRAORE'S KNUCKLE-DUSTER
THAT PENALTY MIX-UP
GIROUD'S ABS
VIC AKERS' SHORTS
BROCCOLI
THE WONDER OF YOU
TAKE A BOW SON
JAMIE CARRAGHER ON HIS ARSE
VAN PERSIE AT CHARLTON
KANU'S BACK-HEEL AT THE RIVERSIDE
BENDTNER FROTTING A TAXI
222 PLAYERS
PADDY GOBBING AT RUDDOCK
